No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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