I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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