I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Farmville is her only friend.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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