okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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