Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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