idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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