Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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