Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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