Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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