My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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