We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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