You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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