In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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