im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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