CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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