I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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