Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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