I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
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