Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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