From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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