So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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