I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Let's get the cat blown out
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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