Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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