I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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