i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
