Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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