you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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