he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
My dick has a subreddit
The Olympian is in my bed
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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