No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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