windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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