i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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