A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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