Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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