Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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