You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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