whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
The air taste purple.
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