Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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