I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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