Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
