I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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