Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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