Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Randomize
