rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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