is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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