Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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