I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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