I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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