she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I look better un-naked...
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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