There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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