Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
you had me at cake vodka
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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