Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Come see our sink grown plant.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You don't make any sense
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