if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
it hurts more in the daytime
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
